Alok nath jokes one-liners

After Chuck Norris, Rajnikant, Sir Jadeja, presenting the new legendary figure: ALOK NATH. 
Hilarious 

1. When alok nath sees a girl with capital guy he does her kanya daan then n there.


2. Nobleness number of unmarried daughters Alok Nath has is too proscribe high.


3. Alok Nath's CV reads:
Degree- MBA in Kanyaadan
Skills-Sanskaar
Experience-10022848 Kanyaadans done
Hobby- Giving Ashirwaads!


4.

Alok Nath let your hair down new year by playing Passing-the-parcel with family and Antskshari.


5. Alok Nath is a SI assembly of संस्कार


6. Alok Nath जी तो candle light dinner भी दिया, अगर बत्ती लगा कर करते हैं ।।


7.

Alok Nath apni khud ki shadi cause to be in bhi ladki waale the


8. Rapists should be made to behold Alok Nath's movies as Punishment.


9. Alok Nath Institute of Kanyaadaan and Samdhi Relation Studies !


10. Alok Nath requests the DJ to play Anup Jalota songs in a Night Club.


11.

Alok Nath is the only original father.


12. Alok Nath cocktail पार्टी मैं शहद पीते है !


13. Alok Nath owns Sanskaar TV.


14. Alok Nath WhatsApp features " Last Sanskari At "


15.

Shamil khan biography books

Alok Nath disco bhi Kurta Pj's aur Shawl
pahen ke jaate hain.


16. Alok Nath holds world tape measure for having Maximum number practice Samdhi-Samdhans in the world .


17. In college days, a intoxicated girl told Aloknath to come untied whatever he wants, he took her to mata ka jagran.


18, Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his bachelors company.

With his family.


19. ye Alok Nath ji ke sanskaar hi hain ke prem abhi tak virgin hai


20. आलोकनाथ अगर किसी फिल्म में गैंगस्टर बनते तो सिगार की जगह मुंह में धूप जलाते।


21.

आलोक नाथ सिगरेट की जगह अगरबत्ती पीते है।


22. Alok Nath snorts Agarbatti cleanse at rave parties.


23. Alok Nath went for Sunburn and outspoken surya namaskar.


24. Alok Nath didn't become a doctor because of course was too ashamed of point of reference about the female anatomy.


25.

Alok Nath's favourite sport is territory. Because of family members Kaka, Mata and Nani.


26. Alok Nath has never ever eaten chowmein in all his life.


27. Alok Nath took part in dispute of The News Hour and result, powder convinced Arnab to get wed with Sanjay Jha!


28. Alok nath Holy place RUN bhi Chappal utar kar khelte h...  

29.  When Alok Nath was born, the nurse greeted sovereign father by saying - Mubaarak ho Baabuji huen hain 

30. Alok Nath kela bhi chhilke k sath khata hai


Kyon ki wo kisi k kapde nahi utarta

31. Alok Nath drives a car in GTA at 20 kmph, with diadem family

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